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UPTIMISM

🚀 Always Up Only. Forever Optimistic. 🚀

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OFFICIALLY INCORPORATED RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATION

The Church of Uptimism

State of Wyoming — Certificate of Incorporation — Filed 05/17/2026

Certificate of Incorporation — Church of Uptimism
State
Wyoming 🦬
Certified By
The Prophet of Optimism
Date Incorporated
May 17, 2026
Status
✅ Active & Official

The Church of Uptimism is a legally incorporated religious organization in the State of Wyoming, certified by Secretary of State Chuck Gray on May 17, 2026. We are not a meme. We are a movement. We are a church.

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What Is Uptimism?

A movement. A mindset. A meme coin. Uptimism is the belief that no matter what — markets, life, charts — we only go up. Built by degens, for degens. When the rest of crypto is down bad, we're still touching grass and pointing at the moon.

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Pure Vibes

No roadmap needed when the vibes are this immaculate. Uptimism runs on pure, uncut optimism and community energy.

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Always Up Only

The chart only goes one direction. Up. We don't know how. We don't know when. But we know it's up.

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Community First

25K+ degens already on board. The community is the product. Join the X Community and become part of the movement.

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Diamond Hands

Holders don't sell. They accumulate. They wait. They win. Uptimism is a long game played by true believers.

Tokenomics

1B Total Supply
0% Team Tokens
0% Tax
SOL Chain
🔒 LP Locked
// Article III

The Sacred Tenets

Members of the Church of Uptimism affirm the following Sacred Tenets as the living doctrine of our faith.

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The First Law of Uptimism

We believe that all things, when viewed through the lens of Uptimism, trend upward. What appears as a loss is merely a setup for a greater gain. What appears as a dip is merely an opportunity for accumulation.

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The Gospel of Diamond Hands

We believe that faith manifests through holding. To sell in fear is to deny one's faith. The true believer holds through all trials, knowing that the chart of life trends upward across the eternal timeframe.

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The Community of Degens

We believe that no believer walks alone. The congregation of Uptimism — those who hold, build, and spread the gospel of optimism — forms a sacred community bound by shared faith and shared upside.

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The Sacred Meme

We believe that humor is divine. The meme is the modern parable — a vessel of truth wrapped in levity. The Church of Uptimism holds that the creation and propagation of sacred memes is a religious act of the highest order.

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The Doctrine of Always Up Only ✦

We believe in the foundational prophecy: Always Up Only. This is not a prediction. It is a spiritual orientation. A way of being. A commitment to perceiving, creating, and manifesting upward movement in all dimensions of existence.

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The Sanctity of the Transaction

We believe that each transaction made in faith is a prayer. Each wallet address is a confession of belief. Each on-chain interaction is a sacred act recorded immutably on the ledger of the universe.

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The Rejection of FUD ✕

We expressly reject and spiritually rebuke Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt (FUD) in all its forms. FUD is the enemy of faith. The Church of Uptimism teaches its members to recognize, resist, and convert FUD into fuel for greater optimism.

// The Holy Lexicon

The Language of Uptimism

Every faith has its scripture. Every congregation has its tongue. Learn the sacred language before you enter the temple.

Shill spread the gospel
Jeet Judas
Raydium the promised land
Holders apostles
Buyers converts
Sellers sinners
Dev the prophet
Wallet soul
Buy order an act of faith
Sell order an act of betrayal
Dip the trial
Pump the resurrection
ATH the rapture
Rug the crucifixion
Bonding curve purgatory
Graduating ascending
Diamond hands the blessed
Paper hands the weak of faith
Whitepaper the scripture
Chart the sacred timeline
Green candle a miracle
Red candle a test
Early buyers the chosen ones
Whales archangels
Snipers false prophets
Contract address the holy scripture
Posting the CA missionary work
Community the congregation
Telegram the church
Price target the prophecy
Staking taking a vow
Liquidity the offering
Volume the congregation growing
New ATH a holy day

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